Spam Wonder

Spam on white toast with mayonnaise

Direct from the heartland of America came two of the greatest innovations in modern food production history: Spam and Wonder Bread!  SPAM: The Ne Plus Ultra of Mystery Meat!  Wonder Bread: The gummy, spongy staff of life that barely even counts as bread.  Only Liquid Innovations can top the industrial achievement represented by these products . . . BY COMBINING THEM IN LIQUID FORM!  Salty, savory and vaguely meat-flavored with an accompanying after-taste of bread-like substance!  And don’t worry!  We didn’t forget the mayo!

Store it cool, but drink it warm!